inside rachel's head

So this is my blog. I hope you enjoy it.

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

WowLook at this relic

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via didsomeonesaydracomalfoy7)

tuhree:

YES! I LIKE THIS THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I WANT

(Source: polutropeli, via ussdestiel)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via officialjipersnoe)

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

(Source: classichorrorblog, via jaxtheripper13)

weedjoke420:

what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

(via ussdestiel)

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
— Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via hankgreensmoustache)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

(via ussdestiel)

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist, via txlover)

You thought Hitler’s first name was Heil?

(Source: franklampard, via erinpond)

sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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(via durtles)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via moderatelysizedben)

gameangels:

That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.

(via gamoradorable)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via hankgreensmoustache)