inside rachel's head

So this is my blog. I hope you enjoy it.

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

(via scottmcstark)

A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

(via officialjipersnoe)

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

ventusthecorgi:

Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(

(via moderatelysizedben)

k-lionheart:

gaviindaviidfree:

olderaang:

comicpenguinz:

It’s a pity that “Avatar: The last Airbender” never got a live action film.

isn’t it

what a shame

Terrible loss

(via bridgebetweenfandoms)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via txlover)

illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

(via preciselythesamereason)

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

(via lamebarista)

azietheunicorn:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(via foxings-and-fables)

Sorry, I’m just not very good with violence.

(Source: xavierstea, via houseoflecter)

jinshuki:

Absolute brilliance.

jinshuki:

Absolute brilliance.

(via dragon92)

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

(Source: 0925home, via avelancer)

e-zekiel:

this movie was a cinematic masterpiece

(Source: mirkwoodroses, via simplykylierose)

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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(Source: bauks, via simplykylierose)